Noypi MuOnline
Sub-forums have been disabled to guests.

Please take time to Register in this our Forum. It will only take some few seconds.

Welcome and have a good time browsing.


- NOYPI MU Family
Media

Latest topics
» Guild Wars
Fri May 27, 2016 5:25 pm by jasley66

» ADMIN we Waiting
Wed Apr 23, 2014 7:26 pm by kronizura

» Download LINK
Tue Dec 31, 2013 3:07 pm by kronizura

» NEW EVENT-Come on Join Us!
Thu Sep 19, 2013 1:07 am by SteFhAniE

» APPLYING GAMEMASTER APPLICATION.
Thu Sep 19, 2013 12:58 am by SteFhAniE

» New Patch
Mon Aug 19, 2013 12:47 pm by jeijei9

» FREE webshop credits to NEW accounts
Sat Jul 27, 2013 4:45 am by xWARNINGx

» Reconnect now
Fri Jul 26, 2013 8:14 pm by Admin

» muzikero's lounge =)
Thu Jul 25, 2013 5:03 pm by muzikero

Vote
Fan Pages

  


  


  


NoypiMU Ads

LOL thread

Page 3 of 4 Previous  1, 2, 3, 4  Next

View previous topic View next topic Go down

Re: LOL thread

Post by muzikero on Mon Dec 24, 2012 8:24 pm

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TnpTcrtsN3U

X_X

_________________
avatar
muzikero
Sr. Member
Sr. Member

Posts : 209
Points : 242
Reputation : 1
Join date : 2012-06-21

View user profile

Back to top Go down

Re: LOL thread

Post by muzikero on Wed Jan 23, 2013 3:09 pm

Teacher: Pedro, late ka na naman?

Pedro: Late po kasi relo ko...

Teacher: Edi i-advance mo...

(biglang lumabas si pedro)

Teacher: Pedro, saan ka pupunta?

Pedro: Uuwi na po, time na eh..

_________________
avatar
muzikero
Sr. Member
Sr. Member

Posts : 209
Points : 242
Reputation : 1
Join date : 2012-06-21

View user profile

Back to top Go down

Re: LOL thread

Post by muzikero on Wed Jan 23, 2013 3:10 pm

*Sa klase:


Titser: Okay class, ang makakasagot ng susunod kong tanong ay ang unang makakauwi. (Sabay tingin sa papel para maghanap ng tanong.)

*Hinagis ni Pedro ang bag niya sa may pintuan nung di nakatingin ang titser.

Titser: (Nakita ang bag sa may pintuan) O, kaninong bag 'yan?

Pedro: (Sabay tumayo at nagtaas ng kamay) Akin po mam! Bye!

_________________
avatar
muzikero
Sr. Member
Sr. Member

Posts : 209
Points : 242
Reputation : 1
Join date : 2012-06-21

View user profile

Back to top Go down

Re: LOL thread

Post by muzikero on Wed Jan 23, 2013 3:10 pm

JUDGE: Totoo bang binato mo ng SILYA ang iyong asawa?

MISIS: Opo your Honor!

JUDGE: Bakit mo ginawa un?

MISIS: Eh d ko po mabuhat yung LAMESA!

_________________
avatar
muzikero
Sr. Member
Sr. Member

Posts : 209
Points : 242
Reputation : 1
Join date : 2012-06-21

View user profile

Back to top Go down

Re: LOL thread

Post by Admin on Wed Jan 23, 2013 4:07 pm

welcome back muzikero
avatar
Admin
Admin
Admin

Posts : 960
Points : 1812
Reputation : 111
Join date : 2010-09-26

View user profile http://www.noypimu.com/

Back to top Go down

Re: LOL thread

Post by Jebongskie on Thu Jan 24, 2013 2:08 pm

oi Muzikero welcome back!
avatar
Jebongskie
Member
Member

Posts : 84
Points : 85
Reputation : 2
Join date : 2011-08-10
Age : 35
Location : OuterSpace

View user profile

Back to top Go down

Re: LOL thread

Post by muzikero on Mon Jan 28, 2013 2:22 pm

^_^... nakapag part time ako sa holcim kasi kaya di maka log in..

_________________
avatar
muzikero
Sr. Member
Sr. Member

Posts : 209
Points : 242
Reputation : 1
Join date : 2012-06-21

View user profile

Back to top Go down

Re: LOL thread

Post by muzikero on Fri Feb 08, 2013 9:05 am

JUAN:Pedro ano yang nasa papel mo?
PEDRO:Listahan ng mga takot sa akin!
JUAN:Bakit nandyan pangalan ko?
PEDRO:Bakit lalaban ka ba sa akin? Ha?!
JUAN:Oo!PEDRO:Edi burahin natin, problema ba yun!!

si juan nakakita ng shooting star at nag wish!
juan: I wish na magkaron ako ng bag na punong puno ng pera!, trabaho, at isang malaking sasakyan na punong puno ng mga babae!!

kumidlat at ka-boom! 

si juan ay isa na ngayong kundoktor ng bus! 

_________________
avatar
muzikero
Sr. Member
Sr. Member

Posts : 209
Points : 242
Reputation : 1
Join date : 2012-06-21

View user profile

Back to top Go down

Re: LOL thread

Post by muzikero on Fri Feb 08, 2013 9:08 am

Sa bus. Nagpapa-dede ang isang misis sa kanyang anak pero ayaw dumede ang bata.
MISIS: (galit) Kung ayaw mong dumede, ibibigay ko 'to sa lalakeng katabi ko!After 20 minutes, ayaw pa din dumede ang bata.
MISIS: (mas lalong nagalit) Ayaw mong dumede, huh? Ibibigay ko na talaga 'to dito sa lalakeng katabi ko!
LALAKE: Misis, kailangan mo nang magdesisyon bibigay mo ba o hindi?. Kanina pa ako dapat bumaba, eh... 

_________________
avatar
muzikero
Sr. Member
Sr. Member

Posts : 209
Points : 242
Reputation : 1
Join date : 2012-06-21

View user profile

Back to top Go down

Re: LOL thread

Post by Admin on Fri Feb 08, 2013 11:22 pm

love the jokes.
avatar
Admin
Admin
Admin

Posts : 960
Points : 1812
Reputation : 111
Join date : 2010-09-26

View user profile http://www.noypimu.com/

Back to top Go down

Re: LOL thread

Post by Admin on Sun Feb 10, 2013 1:53 pm

Si bossing naguguluhan about his math ay tinanong ang kanyang secretary:

Kung bibigyan kita ng 5 milyon, less 12.35%, how much would you take off ?

SECRETARY : Lahat sir, pati damit, at bra, sama na dn panty koh

hahahahaha Very Happy

(from FB)
avatar
Admin
Admin
Admin

Posts : 960
Points : 1812
Reputation : 111
Join date : 2010-09-26

View user profile http://www.noypimu.com/

Back to top Go down

Re: LOL thread

Post by Admin on Sun Feb 10, 2013 1:53 pm

Teacher: May 5 ibon, binaril ko ang isa. Ilan ang natira?

Juan: Wala po ma’am.

Teacher: Tanga ka ba? Binaril ko nga iyung isa eh. Marunong ko ba magbilang?

Juan: BOBO ka ba ma’am? Edi shempre umalis iyung iba. Pag ikaw ba binaril katabi mo steady ka lang dun? Umupo ka nga rito. Ako magtuturo.
hahahaha :p

(from FB)
avatar
Admin
Admin
Admin

Posts : 960
Points : 1812
Reputation : 111
Join date : 2010-09-26

View user profile http://www.noypimu.com/

Back to top Go down

Re: LOL thread

Post by Admin on Sun Feb 10, 2013 1:54 pm

Anak: Tay, may manok sa kusina tinutuka ung bigas..

Tatay: Paalisin mo..!!

Anak: Hoy manok umalis ka nga dito..

Tatay: Bobo gulatin mo..

Anak: Hoy manok bulaga!! Smile

Tatay: Bugok takutin mo..!!

Anak: Manoook aswang ako awoooo...

Tatay: Nyemas! Bugawin mo!

Anak: Boss chikz 50 lng batang bata pa..

Tatay: Hulihin mo na nga lang..

Anak: Manok! Pulis ako. Taas pak-pak..!!!!!

Tatay: Lintik! Ikaw ang lumayas!!

Anak: Ako tay!

Tatay: Ay hindi! Hindi! Ako na lang baka mapatay pa kita...

hahaha Smile

(from FB)
avatar
Admin
Admin
Admin

Posts : 960
Points : 1812
Reputation : 111
Join date : 2010-09-26

View user profile http://www.noypimu.com/

Back to top Go down

Re: LOL thread

Post by muzikero on Wed Feb 13, 2013 6:32 pm

putek pati bra daw hahaha

_________________
avatar
muzikero
Sr. Member
Sr. Member

Posts : 209
Points : 242
Reputation : 1
Join date : 2012-06-21

View user profile

Back to top Go down

Re: LOL thread

Post by muzikero on Wed Feb 13, 2013 6:35 pm

mga tambay at ang tindero ng balot

tendero: balot (napakalamya magsalita)
tambay: pano ka makakabenta kung gayan ang sigaw mo. gandahan mo naman para may maenganyo.
tendero: balot (malamya parin)
tambay: manong lagyan mo naman ng feelings
tendero: balooot with feelings!!

T_T

_________________
avatar
muzikero
Sr. Member
Sr. Member

Posts : 209
Points : 242
Reputation : 1
Join date : 2012-06-21

View user profile

Back to top Go down

Re: LOL thread

Post by muzikero on Tue Feb 19, 2013 2:20 pm

heard this form my sister.

what is the best tourist slogan for BOHOL..

"Go to Hill" hahahah T_T buuuset

_________________
avatar
muzikero
Sr. Member
Sr. Member

Posts : 209
Points : 242
Reputation : 1
Join date : 2012-06-21

View user profile

Back to top Go down

Re: LOL thread

Post by Admin on Tue Feb 19, 2013 2:51 pm

Parang walang tourist na pupunta pag ganyan slogan. ^__^
avatar
Admin
Admin
Admin

Posts : 960
Points : 1812
Reputation : 111
Join date : 2010-09-26

View user profile http://www.noypimu.com/

Back to top Go down

Re: LOL thread

Post by muzikero on Tue Feb 19, 2013 3:06 pm

hahahaha

_________________
avatar
muzikero
Sr. Member
Sr. Member

Posts : 209
Points : 242
Reputation : 1
Join date : 2012-06-21

View user profile

Back to top Go down

Re: LOL thread

Post by muzikero on Sat Mar 23, 2013 7:54 pm

RICHMAN vs. POORMAN

Richman: I have 2 helicopters, 12 cars, 4 mansions, 3 farms houses, I’m the stockholder of 6 Corporations. How about you, what do you have?

Poorman: I have a pregnant daughter, and her boyfriend is your son!


Yeah bah instant mayaman haha

_________________
avatar
muzikero
Sr. Member
Sr. Member

Posts : 209
Points : 242
Reputation : 1
Join date : 2012-06-21

View user profile

Back to top Go down

Re: LOL thread

Post by Admin on Sun Mar 24, 2013 10:25 am

Glad the jokes are back Smile
avatar
Admin
Admin
Admin

Posts : 960
Points : 1812
Reputation : 111
Join date : 2010-09-26

View user profile http://www.noypimu.com/

Back to top Go down

Re: LOL thread

Post by anjomuh18 on Tue Mar 26, 2013 12:51 am

Isang batang lalaki ang nakatingin sa labas ng simbahan…

PARI: Bakit hindi ka pumasok sa loob iho?

BATA: Kasi po baka mawala ang bike ko.

PARI: Wag kang mag-alala, ang Espiritu Santo ang magbabantay sa bike mo.

(Pumasok na sila sa loob ng simbahan…)

PARI: Marunong ka bang magdasal iho?

BATA: Opo. Sa ngalan ng Ama, ng Anak. Amen.

PARI: Kulang ata iho. Nasaan ang Espiritu Santo?

BATA: Nasa labas po. Binabantayan ung bike ko.!
avatar
anjomuh18

Posts : 22
Points : 24
Reputation : 0
Join date : 2012-11-06
Age : 16

View user profile

Back to top Go down

Re: LOL thread

Post by anjomuh18 on Tue Mar 26, 2013 12:57 am

KABIT: kelan mo hihiwalayan ang asawa mo?

MISTER: ngayon na. paguwi ko

KABIT: talaga?

MISTER: oo. sure na sure na. wala nang makakapag-pigil sakin. ikaw kasi ang mahal ko at sawa nako sa kanya. sasabihin ko ayoko na

nagmamadaling umuwi si mister sa bahay

MISTER: kelangan natin mag-usap, may sasabihin ako sayo

MISIS: ako rin may sasabihin

MISTER: importante yung sakin

MISIS: yung akin din

MISTER: hindi mo naiintindihan... ayoko...

MISIS: nanalo ako sa lotto 70million! ano yung sasabihin mo?? sabi mo ayoko

MISTER: aa... ayokong... mawalay sayo... i love you
avatar
anjomuh18

Posts : 22
Points : 24
Reputation : 0
Join date : 2012-11-06
Age : 16

View user profile

Back to top Go down

Re: LOL thread

Post by anjomuh18 on Tue Mar 26, 2013 1:08 am

GF: Umiinom kana naman! Ano ba talaga gusto mo mangyari?!

BF: Bakit ba?

GF: Umuwi kana!

BF: Alam mo hindi sa lahat ng oras kailangan mo kong pigilan. Hindi mo ko alipin na susunod nalang sa lahat ng sasabihin mo! Ayoko umuwi!

GF: So?! Break na tayo!

BF: Sige!

GF: Anong sige?!

BF: Sige, uuwi na ko.
avatar
anjomuh18

Posts : 22
Points : 24
Reputation : 0
Join date : 2012-11-06
Age : 16

View user profile

Back to top Go down

Re: LOL thread

Post by anjomuh18 on Tue Mar 26, 2013 1:16 am

ano ang pinaka ayaw ng babae na mawal sa
lalake

sagot:
pagtitiwala

tama pag nawala ang pagtitiwala sa lalake

"pag"titi"wala"

Nyahahaa !
avatar
anjomuh18

Posts : 22
Points : 24
Reputation : 0
Join date : 2012-11-06
Age : 16

View user profile

Back to top Go down

Re: LOL thread

Post by anjomuh18 on Tue Mar 26, 2013 1:26 am

MAY DALANG CHESS SET SI BUBOY. YAYAYAIN NIYA SI FREDO.

BUBOY: CHESS TAYO.

FREDO: AYOKO NA. KULANG NG TATLONG PAWNS ANG CHESS MO. NAKAKALITO.

BUBOY: WAIT MO AKO. BILI AKO NG PAWNS.

FREDO: SAAN KA NAMAN BIBILI NG MGA PAWNS LANG?

BUBOY: SAAN PA… E DI SA PAWNSHOP!
avatar
anjomuh18

Posts : 22
Points : 24
Reputation : 0
Join date : 2012-11-06
Age : 16

View user profile

Back to top Go down

Re: LOL thread

Post by Sponsored content


Sponsored content


Back to top Go down

Page 3 of 4 Previous  1, 2, 3, 4  Next

View previous topic View next topic Back to top

- Similar topics

 
Permissions in this forum:
You cannot reply to topics in this forum