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Post by muzikero on Wed Dec 05, 2012 9:45 am

GUY(pasigaw): Nawawala ang Misis ko!

TELLER: Sir, banko po ito, hindi police station.

GUY: Sorry po. Sa sobrang tuwa ko...
hindi ko alam kung kanino ko ikukwento!


Razz pig Laughing

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Post by muzikero on Wed Dec 05, 2012 9:48 am

Kano: I-tour mo nga akow sa Manila!
Driver: Cge Sir,(tour..tour)
Kano: Ilang years gnawa yang Araneta Coliseum?
Driver: More dan 3 years Sir!
Kano: Sus! Dun sa States 10 months lng yan!
Driver: Ahh..
Kano: Yang Mall of Asia?
Driver: More dan 2 years Sir!
Kano: Ang tgal naman! Sa States 4 months lng yan!

(nainis na ang driver)
Kano: Hmmm.. eh yang Ayala Center?

Driver: Ewan ko!! WALA PA YAN KANINA EH!

ano pa masasabi moh? haha

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Post by muzikero on Wed Dec 05, 2012 9:59 am

http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lrjxi1Y7J71qeyiwx.gif

hahahaha Laughing lol!

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Post by muzikero on Wed Dec 05, 2012 10:03 am

anak: tay, natinik po ako ng tinik ng isda
tatay: kumain ka ng saging anak.
anak: marami na po akong nakaing saging, hindi parin po natanggal
tatay: bakit ganun, san ba yung tinik?
anak: sa paa ko po.

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Post by muzikero on Sun Dec 09, 2012 9:49 pm

JUAN: Pare, anong phone mo?

JOSE: Apple, ikaw?

JUAN: Blackberry

JOSE: Eh, ikaw Boni?

BONI: Cherry lang

(JUAN,JOSE,BONIĀ­ ): Ikaw Pedro, ano sayo?

PEDRO: RAMBUTAN

sige sakin langka hahahaha tongue

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Post by muzikero on Sun Dec 09, 2012 10:00 pm

http://ic.pics.livejournal.com/lanube/25130513/53599/53599_600.gif

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Post by -CODENAME- on Mon Dec 10, 2012 12:26 am

muzikero wrote:http://ic.pics.livejournal.com/lanube/25130513/53599/53599_600.gif


Ang kulit nung umiihi. Haha Smile nice! More GM -muzikero-

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Post by muzikero on Mon Dec 10, 2012 6:29 pm

Mag-opis mate..

Boy 1: Pre, uwing-uwi na ako.
Boy 2: Bakit naman, pre?
Boy1: Gusto ko ng hubarin ang panty ng asawa ko (gigil na sinabi)
Boy 2: Bakit, pre? Sobrang hot ka na?
Boy 1: Hindi, pre.. ANSIKIP e!
Razz What a Face

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Post by Admin on Tue Dec 11, 2012 1:06 pm

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Post by -CODENAME- on Thu Dec 13, 2012 4:12 pm

Haha Razz

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Post by muzikero on Fri Dec 14, 2012 3:32 pm

TAONG GRASA: Palimos po.

STUDENT: Umiinom ka ba? Nagyoyosi?

TAONG GRASA: Hindi po!

STUDENT: Sugal? Drugs?

TAONG GRASA: Wala po akong bisyo.

STUDENT: Sige, halika sumama ka sa amin!

TAONG GRASA: Aampunin nio po ako?

STUDENT: Hindi! Ipapakita kita sa nanay ko para malaman niya kung anung nangyayari sa mga taong walang bisyo!


hahaha Razz

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Post by muzikero on Fri Dec 14, 2012 3:32 pm

JUAN: Manong magkano ang pamasahe?

DRIVER: P8 po minimum!

JUAN: Ha? Ba't ganun? Sabi sa TV bumaba na daw!

DRIVER: Eh di sa TV kayo sumakay!
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Post by muzikero on Fri Dec 14, 2012 3:33 pm

T-back mode Shocked

http://www.goodlightscraps.com/content/funny-animation/funny-animation-4.gif

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Post by -CODENAME- on Sat Dec 15, 2012 2:52 pm

Uso na pala sa elephant ang T back. Haha Razz

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Re: LOL thread

Post by -CODENAME- on Mon Dec 17, 2012 4:59 am

Knock-Knock

Nanay : *Knock-Knock*

Anak : *Whose there*

Nanay : *Nanay!!!*

Anak : *Nanay Who?*

Nanay : Letche kang pedro ka. Nanay mo to. Papasukin mo ko lintik na bata ka!


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Post by -CODENAME- on Mon Dec 17, 2012 5:03 am

Kid : Mommy, what's inside your stomach?

Mom : Your baby sister.

Kid : You love her?

Mom : Very much

Kid : Then why did you eat her?! O_o

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Post by -CODENAME- on Mon Dec 17, 2012 5:07 am

Carding : Manang, magkano po ba ang kulam?

Manang : 2,500

Carding : Ha? Bat ang mahal naman?!

Manang : BARBIE kasi gagamitin ko!


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Post by -CODENAME- on Mon Dec 17, 2012 5:12 am

HONEYMOON

Girl : Hon, wag mo ko bibiglain ha. Virgin pa kasi ako.

Boy : ang ibig mo sabihin ako ang una?

Girl : oo. Ipasok mo na.

Boy : kanina pa nakapasok no!

Girl : ah ganun ba? Aray pala aray!


Smile basag!

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Post by -CODENAME- on Mon Dec 17, 2012 5:20 am

Pedro : Anu ulam niyo?

Juan : Blanced green leafy veggie with crushed sweet tomato in sparkling salted sea food.

Pedro : wow! Ang sarap naman nun. Anu un?

Juan : Talbos nang kamote at bagoong na may pinisang kamatis. Kayo? Anu ulam niyo?

Pedro : Fish fillet de el nenyo.

Juan : Wow! Susyal! Anu un?

Pedro : Tuyo!


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Post by muzikero on Wed Dec 19, 2012 10:53 am

PARE1: BRAD! Ano yung nabalitaan ko na under ka raw sa misis mo?

PARE2: SINO? AKO? Eh kani-kanina lang sinigawan ko pa nga misis ko brad eh.

PARE1: Ahh tsismis lang pala yun. Eh bakit mo pala sinigawan misis mo brad?

PARE2: Ah kasi yung misis ko brad sobra na. Biruin mo, naghuhugas pa ako ng pinggan tapos pag lalabahin na naman ako.

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Post by muzikero on Wed Dec 19, 2012 10:54 am

LASING1:Pare,ang bilog ng buwan!

LASING2:Di yan buwan, araw yan!

LASING 3: Tanungin natin sa ale.Ms, araw ba yan araw o buwan?

GIRL:Di po ako tagarito!

bounce sunny

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Post by Admin on Wed Dec 19, 2012 2:12 pm

Tama nga naman. hahah.
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Post by muzikero on Sat Dec 22, 2012 3:09 pm

Bata: pabili ng lugaw

Tindera: may laman o wala

Bata: syempre may laman..aanhin ko yang mangkok?

hahaha

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Post by muzikero on Sat Dec 22, 2012 3:09 pm

Pedro bumps to a foreinger...

Pedro: ay, sori!
Foreinger: im sori 2
Pedro: sori 3!
Foreinger: wat r u sori 4?
Pedro: kala mo bobo ako ah, sori 5!
Foreigner: i think ur sick!
Pedro: hahahaha! sick daw! six, bobo! hahaha

aray ko hahahaha

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Post by muzikero on Mon Dec 24, 2012 8:22 pm

Public Service:
Host: Sige, Lolo manawagan na po kayo, ilang taon na kayo lolo?
Lolo: Salamat. 98 na po ako.
Host: Wow, ang tanda niyo na pala lolo pero malakas pa. May kasama ho ba
kayo?
Lolo: Wala ho, ako lang mag-isa.
Host: Naku, sige po manawagan na kayo lolo.
Lolo: Pinanawagan ko lang ang kuya ko. Kuya, umuwi ka na, hindi na galit
sa yo si
daddy!

takas ata to sa mental hahaha rendeer

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